A Well Endowed
non-profit for men
Keep Her Socks On is a 501(c)(3) entity.
We’re a tax exempt organization with a mission to provide resources to hard working men in temporary financial crisis, because no guy wants to resort to his girl selling feet pics online to fix the furnace.
Light Hearted Name | Serious Mission
It’s often a running joke for men (and couples alike) to toss out the idea of their gal starting up an Only Fan’s to chip in for unexpected bills. Many typical families exist just outside qualifying for typical social safety nets that exist. Without assistance, these families may succumb to worsening situations despite an innate desire to provide and protect. For many men, dark humor about their wife selling $10 subscriptions to perverts online might be the only hint to the desperation they are facing.
There’s non-profits that hand out free pencils, non-profits for plastic surgery, non-profits for youth sports, non-profits that accept your free shit and sell it for profit, and even a non-profit for the advancement of noetic sciences (whatever the hell that is). And those are all important to many people.
But what about supporting the men; the husbands and fathers who are just down on their luck before they slip even further? That’s the simple mission here.
Founded in 2024
To Support The “Guy’s Guy”
Because there’s social safety nets for when you hit rock bottom, but we never want to see our fellow men hit rock bottom. We’re all just one bad day away from getting behind and once you get behind, that bad day can turn into slipping further behind and spiraling out of control.
Fund Transparency
Our Monetary Plans
The Well ‘Endowed’ment Fund
The purpose of this fund is to provide longevity to the mission via consistent long term distributions from a well funded endowment and maintain our mission even in periods of low donations.
Crypto Bros
In an effort to expand the reach of fundraising and open opportunities for additional growth, this fund is primarily funded by crypto-currency in partnership with the Endaoment and provides transparency to our efforts.
Captain Save A Bro
This fund is comprised of recurring pledges to the cause. If you’re ready to come aboard the endeavor, consider making a routine donation. Our goal is for near 100% of recurring donations to be redistributed as necessary.
The Spank Bank
Help us pound away at our mission by keeping the lights on, the website hosted, and covering operating expenses as necessary. Operating reserves are kept in the spank bank, but overages beyond necessary are added to the endowment.
Our Sponsors and Partners
Sometimes all we need is a break – a little help with groceries, a tank gas, some assistance with a car repair, or an opportunity to catch up on a water bill to avoid a shut off – to avoid getting thrust into a vicious cycle of loss. Thanks to the generous support of our mission, we’re able to work to give men the relief they need.
This Could Be You
Business Name
Stories
Our mission is to help men who need a hand up. These are their stories.
John Doe
Mechanic
I was able to fix my family’s furnace and still have enough money for groceries. We would have been late on rent this month.
Des Moines, Iowa
Have a dollar to spare to help guys catch a break?
Every donation makes a difference.
For less than a subscription to see some girl next door, you can help ensure some guy doesn’t have to rely on that being his wife in a time of financial need. Whether you chip in the cost of a beer or you’re a real big balla’ ready to drop a rack into our endowment, you can give a man a get caught up and have a chance to breathe.